dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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