Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
