He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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