I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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