my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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