:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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