his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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