so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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