your room smells of hookers.
And success
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I still have a little drunk in my system
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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