we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
