i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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