You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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