Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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