Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
