The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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