just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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