just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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