my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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