Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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