Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don't think brook has ever known best
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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