Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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