gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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