Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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