North Korea, Best Korea!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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