There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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