I have demons in me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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