My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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