im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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