I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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