I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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