Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
