On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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