my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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