drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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