To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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