i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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