He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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