what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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