no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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