I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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