I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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