You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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