school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Enjoy the penises
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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