i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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