Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My liver is preforming stress tests.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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