So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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