Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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