Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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