I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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