its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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