i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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